Terminator Salvation: How Not Saving Humanity Works
The word salvation is very charged—representing a concept that has been at the center of many church schisms, and I’m not just talking Martin Luther’s fit. I’m talking about the hundred of small church schisms across the country. My church has been through 3 or 4 schisms in its existence, and at some point the concept of salvation played a role in all of them. Should we prepare our congregation for the ongoing and epic spiritual war? If we don’t use it, do we lose it? Or, is salvation a one-night stand that turns into an ongoing relationship? Christians grapple with these questions daily—or whenever someone decides to throw a fit about it. No matter what interpretation Christians pull out of the Bible, salvation is important. Without salvation we have no way to Christ, which means no access to Heaven, and no wonderful chat with St. Peter when he’s checking the list at the Gate (“Do you guys have hockey?” “Yeah, and a pretty decent football team, but we need Joe Montana to die so we can get a decent QB.” “What about Jonny U?” “I never was a fan.”). I tell you this, kind reader, not to teach you about Christianity or God, but because it has nothing to do with Terminator Salvation. If you evoke salvation in your title, one expects that something happens to lead humanity to safety. Humanity is saved. We enter the Promised Land—a land free of killer robots, both terminators and cylons—and go on to build a better life. If you promise salvation, you better deliver on it, and not leave us at the end trying to convolute a reason for the title.
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